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What's the single most retarded thing your waifu has said? Anonymous No.10185

Nep.

Anonymous No.10186

kek!

Anonymous No.10193
loli shaker.gif (570.72 KiB, 498x498) google saucenao

>I'm a loli, fuck me!

Anonymous No.10194
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>desu
Literally. After. Every. Fucking. Sentence. Desu.

Anonymous No.10195
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>MOE DESU!!!
*eats bug*

Anonymous No.10196
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This isn't something retarded my waifu would say rather a retarded thing I would say to my waifu before engaging in acts of obscene debauchery.
>by the power of the ancients and the supreme tard in the sky I hereby summon the might of Ganondorf's evil dick to curse thee Purple Heart to transform into a sexually frustrated SEGA Neptune Console so that I may defile your USB port with my ding dong merrily on high!

Anonymous No.10197
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>>10196
I prefer her other world form tbh

Anonymous No.10198
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>>10197
How retarded did you think my incantation to debauch Neptune-chan was though?

Anonymous No.10199
nice one, baby.gif (490.4 KiB, 400x225) google saucenao

>>10198
Your dick must be quite small if you can have sex with her while she is in the form of a game console or you are suitably retarded

Anonymous No.10200
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>>10199
There's no way in hell my fat chromosome scrambler will fit in a USB port so I must have obtained a masters degree in down syndrome!

Anonymous No.10257
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I asked her to crush my erect dick once. She screamed when she saw how much blood came out! It was literally everywhere!

Anonymous No.10258
angelsmug.jpg (185.91 KiB, 1920x1080) google saucenao

>Come out of thy holy hikki dungeon, anon, so that I may know thee...

Anonymous No.10281
Yui-Hirasawa animes.jpg (328.92 KiB, 1280x1024) google saucenao

Yui told me to stop masturbating every time she tried to kiss me!

Anonymous No.10296
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>You're far too old to be breastfed, anon, go get your milky from the fridge!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Anonymous No.10345
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>You pervert!

Anonymous No.10356
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>"I love you Cloud!"
My name's not Cloud you dumb bitch

Anonymous No.10365
what.jpg (15.64 KiB, 360x296) google saucenao

>>10196
Is she rubbing her B-cup breasts in that gif?

Anonymous No.10367
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>>10365
Yes she is! She is very horny!

Anonymous No.10535
うるさいうるさいうるさい.gif (535.54 KiB, 640x360) google saucenao

うるさい！うるさい！うるさい！