>I'm a loli, fuck me!
This isn't something retarded my waifu would say rather a retarded thing I would say to my waifu before engaging in acts of obscene debauchery.
>by the power of the ancients and the supreme tard in the sky I hereby summon the might of Ganondorf's evil dick to curse thee Purple Heart to transform into a sexually frustrated SEGA Neptune Console so that I may defile your USB port with my ding dong merrily on high!
How retarded did you think my incantation to debauch Neptune-chan was though?
Your dick must be quite small if you can have sex with her while she is in the form of a game console or you are suitably retarded
There's no way in hell my fat chromosome scrambler will fit in a USB port so I must have obtained a masters degree in down syndrome!
I asked her to crush my erect dick once. She screamed when she saw how much blood came out! It was literally everywhere!
>Come out of thy holy hikki dungeon, anon, so that I may know thee...
Yui told me to stop masturbating every time she tried to kiss me!
>You're far too old to be breastfed, anon, go get your milky from the fridge!
Yes she is! She is very horny!