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What's the single most retarded thing your waifu has said? No.10185

Nep.

No.10186

kek!

No.10193

>I'm a loli, fuck me!

No.10194
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>desu
Literally. After. Every. Fucking. Sentence. Desu.

No.10195

>MOE DESU!!!
*eats bug*

No.10196

This isn't something retarded my waifu would say rather a retarded thing I would say to my waifu before engaging in acts of obscene debauchery.
>by the power of the ancients and the supreme tard in the sky I hereby summon the might of Ganondorf's evil dick to curse thee Purple Heart to transform into a sexually frustrated SEGA Neptune Console so that I may defile your USB port with my ding dong merrily on high!

No.10197
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>>10196
I prefer her other world form tbh

No.10198

>>10197
How retarded did you think my incantation to debauch Neptune-chan was though?

No.10199

>>10198
Your dick must be quite small if you can have sex with her while she is in the form of a game console or you are suitably retarded

No.10200

>>10199
There's no way in hell my fat chromosome scrambler will fit in a USB port so I must have obtained a masters degree in down syndrome!

No.10257

I asked her to crush my erect dick once. She screamed when she saw how much blood came out! It was literally everywhere!

No.10258
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>Come out of thy holy hikki dungeon, anon, so that I may know thee...

No.10281

Yui told me to stop masturbating every time she tried to kiss me!

No.10296

>You're far too old to be breastfed, anon, go get your milky from the fridge!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!