Brothers, hear my cautionary tale.
I used to hate 3D women. Why would I like them? They treated me like shit every chance they got for my entire life because I am a manlet. Yet I still craved their presence. The natural response to this fact of reality is porn. God bless the chads who created ubiquitous free porn! After discovering this powerful tool, I learned to drain my sack regularly and finally free myself of the curse God placed upon me: the curse of craving cunt.
With time, I matured into a man and realized the universal truth that 2D > 3D. I had my waifu. I acquired a dakimakura. I had finally found peace. God's curse was finally broken. Or so I thought.
Life continued normally and technology progressed as it should over the years. Eventually I learned of twitchthots, e-girls, and onlyfans. I smugly snickered and sneered at the soychugging suckers who succumbed to these succubi. Why would anyone bother watching this trash and giving these whores views? 2D > 3D. It's counterintuitive, sure, but holding fast to this simple rule protected me and kept me sane in an insane world.
Then I learned of Vtubers. "Wow! This is so cool and cyberpunk!" I thought. Technology had finally made anime girls real. I had to check them out. And I did.
Instantly, I became infatuated with them. Not just one, but many. They deceived me with their comfy cozy cute 2D avatars. The additional layer of abstraction almost made me forget I was watching a 3D biofoid be an attention whore for thousands of thirsty incels. The epitome of wolves in sheep's clothing.
More than once I was tempted to send them money. I've managed to resist temptation so far. But for how long can I keep this up? Even now, I involuntarily click on Vtuber streams as they come up in my feed.
The worst part? I'm starting to not hate 3D women. I know. It sickens me to even admit it. I've started smiling at cashiers. Being friendly to my neighbors. Porn is cutting it anymore. I'm back to wanting female companionship. Vtubers reignited God's curse. I feel like a heroin addict who had broken free of addiction, only to fall back off the wagon.
Don't be fooled by their cute 2D appearance. They are every bit as 3D as the stacy who broke your heart. Vtubers: not even once.
The pirate and the retard lesbian are cute, but I've never liked the US vtubers.
>>13794
I don’t watch vtubers, at all, but I would drop one if they had an English voice, immediately.
>>13794
Japanese Vtubers are no better. They will poison your mind just the same. Tread lightly bro.
>>13794
Remember: Japanese 3D women are even WORSE than American 3D women. It might be hard to believe, but Japan is 15 years ahead of us culturally. The current rapidly growing chasm between men and women in the West was happening all the way in the 1990s in Japan. That's why they have caberet clubs. That's why they love hentai. That's why their birth rate is negative. That's why the "2D>3D" meme originated there.
Why the fuck would you think Japanese 3D women are any better than American 3D women? Wake up bro. You're living in the end of history.
Typical Marketing butt holes preying on lonely
Otaku men.
All I want to do is play Arcade games and go out and eat Portuguese takeout chicken.
>>13793
Based. Only a man can create a perfect woman and transhumanism is the means to rid the world of the 3D filth and create a 2D Nirvana in cyberspace.
Anon watched that shark "girl" once playing gta and it was entertaining. But he'd never donate anything or interact with the succubus in disguise. Why should somebody do that since all hookers look down on their customers anyway. - that shark slut calls their simping customers "shrimps" and they love it... maybe anon is just too old to fall for that business model, but it seems to fit the zeitgeist. Anon would never pay anyone to watch him/her play fucking vidya. Hell, nobody pays for fuarking pr0n these days but for THIS?! Hope those bitches get replaced by AI soon. That'll be my fetish then, but i still won't pay. uwu
>>13816
Why bother sending chat messages to these succubi? Simple: the amount of dopamine it gives me when they respond to my message is fairly massive. It's like senpai noticing you. The guys who send superchats (i.e. pay money to send a message) are also after that dopamine hit, and they get it more reliably by paying. Unlike paying for porn, these girls usually respond to you in real time. When you make them giggle it's dopamine explosion.
Craving female attention is really no different than being a heroin junkie. It's like, pick your poison.
>>13851
It's being a beta simp cuck. You and thousands of others lust after these roasties but if they saw you IRL they would walk past you on great distance and giggle at you while they tell their friends what a "weird ugly creep" just walked past them. You're only fooling yourself.
>>13855
Is it some kind of fetish to get fake attention from fake whores for actual money? Those sluts wouldn't piss on you when you're on fire.
>>13871
It's not a fetish, it's an addiction. I feel like I've explained this pretty thoroughly already.
>>13873
Sorry anon, think you could switch substance from fugly e-thot piggu to lets say... playing pinball?
>>13875
I haven't tried pinball specifically, but I usually am sideplaying vidya as I sidewatch them.
Thanks for trying to help me guys. I sincerely appreciate it. Unfortunately, I fear it's far too late for me. This thread is really more of a PSA. Don't be fooled by their innocent-looking 2D masks or dulcet tones. Stay safe, bros.
>>13877
Pinball (zen pinball) is more addictive than crack. Pls free yourself from e-thots in 2D-disguise.
Are there any NEET girl Vtubers?
>>13909
These were the only ones I found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-Rwizx6vw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSmWTq8TP7zejNS6qbJLHUw
https://m.twitch.tv/comdost/about
are there any male vtubers?
>>13909
The only true NEET/hiki girl (.00000001%) stays inside and doesn't interact with the outside world. The second a girl put themselves behind an anime avatar and act "cute and quirky" she will be flooded with simps and donations for being an anime girl. Must be nice living live in tutorial mode.
>>13924
Some of them are fun to watch if you like watching streamers tbh: https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/about/
good to be boomer, i never seen a single vtbuer.
>>13975
>>13954
I'm a boomer manchild.
I use boomer tech like VHS and 1990's Doom boxen (running freedos), but am Immature, love tendies and want a mommy gf with big milkies but I'm grown up enough to know that only exists in anime.
vtubers are rotten on the inside since behind the aura of animegao perfection lies a thotty broken foid that evolution has borked up beyond repair.
vtubers are proof that beauty is only skin deep or should I say screen deep, because the bitch behind the fake waifu is just as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
>>13926
female hikki? would you be willing to fuck another hikki? share a dungeon with him, stay up late eating tendies and watching anime? would you like to play vidya with me, would you be misaki if she saw how based being a hikki is and lived with satou-kun till a not-so kodokushi do us part?
you will never have to go outside again if you have a hikki bf.
Back when vtubers gained popularity, I would dig for their real faces, get disgusted, and never look back after seeing the faces of ugly 3D pigs.
>>13981
that's... a really good idea. you just may have discovered the cure for Vtuber addiction!! do you have a link to their face pics? how do you even go about acquiring that data? google isn't bringing up anything useful
>>13988
>and the link to their donations, too!
nvm. sorry, guys, i'm a little drunk so my reading comprehension is atrocious right now.
>>13985
Though a few may be inaccurate, this is the best chart that I could find for Hololive.
>>13988
If I'm not mistaken I believe that you donate through their streams.
>>13988
It was obviously a joke, but it did have a serious element to it.
An IRL hikkipilled Misaki wouldn't hurt, I just hope I'm given enough days to see that technology become a reality.
>>14002
Why bother calling her a Miskai at that point? Her whole schtick in that show is she tries to force Satou to stop being hikkiNEET.
Just because Welcome to the NHK focuses on a NEET, that doesn't mean it's NEET positive. Lmao someone should make a manga that starts off like that, but instead the girl gets converted to hikkiNEETdom instead because the MC is a militant NEETpride activist.
>>14014
That was how it was for me too. I was over 3D women by age 28 tbh. The problem is that Vtubers brought back this sick craving. But ngl, this...
>>13992
>>13993
...anon may have saved my life. The solution was so simple, yet counterintuitive: look at the 3DPD pics of the women behind the Vtubers. Sheer brilliance. Thanks again for discovering the cure anon! I knew making this thread was a good idea :)
What are your opinions on channels that are just 3D human voice actresses dubbing a comic drawn by an incel like this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOZznFFtfdM