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No.5479

Plz make me stop sleepin

No.5482
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No problem.
1) acquire benzedrex: hhhhttps://www.amazon.com/Benzedrex-61023-Nasal-Decongestant-Inhaler/dp/B000X76K04
2) rip open container with pliers and extract the cotton
3) put cotton in shot glass or tiny mason jar, cover with 30-70 mL of distilled 90% pure vinegar
4) stir/shake/agitate the cotton in the vinegar for at least 2 hours (the cotton should have completely lost it's original shape)
5) squeeze out the remaining vinegar from the cotton and drink the vinegar shot
6) wait an hour
Congratulations! You have just consumed the secret legal stimulant known as propylhexedrine! To prevent burps, it's best if you basify your stomach first by taking tums or eating a spoonful of baking soda. Make sure to do more research on the drug before taking it! Although most of the info you'll find will also be from random NEETs like me. Don't overdo it!

No.7345

I've gotten tired of sitting at my pc. So I just lay in bed a few times a day.
I can't wait for this life to be over.

I'd be outside doing stuff, but god took away my job, health, looks, independence, social skills and everything else. Now I just rot in my room and getting upset at him.

No.8177

I hate sleep more than anything in the world, why can't doctors stop wasting their money on producing shrink meds and invent a stimulant that keeps you awake for a week. hopefully transhumanism will find a way to replace our defective biological neurons with nanites and then sleep will be obsolete.

No.8206

>>5482
Does this shit really work? How have I never heard of this? Is a single $5 container of benzedrex enough for me to get high? There's gotta be some catch. This sounds too good to be true.

No.8211
No.8214

>>8211
w*man pic gross!

No.8329

I wish pervitin was legal. I want to get blitzed like the German tank drivers of WW2 so I can write software for days without stopping!

No.8330

>>8329
https://dark.fail for all your Desoxyn needs! They only take real money though, such as Bitcoin

No.8332

Plz make me stop simpin

No.8333

>>8330
So fake money
Why do you lie?

No.8344

>>8333
I'm just trying to help connect you with your perv-itin medicine. The vendors only take real money, such as bitcoin. If you don't want to buy from them, you're on your own kid

No.8346

>>8344
>fake money

No.8347

>>8346
Regardless of how dumb you are, the people selling pervitin EXCLUSIVELY take bitcoin as payment. If you're not the guy who wanted pervitin, kys

No.8348

>>8347
Drugs:Bitcoin::Petrol:Petrodollar
https://transrightsactivist.medium.com/bitcoins-petrodollar-parallels-239233e210ff

No.8354

>>8348
Buying drugs with bitcoin is stupid. Swap it for Monero.

No.8359

>>8354
Nah. Most places don't even take monero. No one who isn't retarded has been caught darknet dealing with Bitcoin, so there is no reason to use it. that's why monero is next to worthless; it's redundant. You should take my advice because I have 10 years of experience doing this btw

No.8398

>>8332
stop talking to women, and try as much as possible to not look at them. after a few years of this you will be so socially awkward around them you cannot even simp for them.

No.8420

>>8332
Your waifu is cute, jerk off to her instead!

No.8433

>>8359
>no one who isn’t retarded has been caught by sending money over a network that uses an immutable public ledger
fucking idiot. Fuck you. Why should I bother with mixers and all that nonsense when I can get it all in one with monero

No.8435

>>8420
Jerk off to her on drugs
I did ;)

No.8436

>>8435
Based. Pervitin will give you the energy required to be a super sukebe!

No.9701

Try This.