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masturbation thread No.6321

what are you masturbating to, anon?

No.6322

Incest.

No.6323

i advocate genocide for 3d worshippers

No.6327

>>6323
2D Incest.

No.6329

Stop masturbating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.6333

>>6329
I can't. My slutty NEET little dick always gets stiff and demands attention when I neglect it.

No.6334

>>6322
>>6323
>>6327
Each post more based than the last.

I've fapped to this particular comic at least 30 times including tonight: https://allporncomic.com/porncomic/private-casino-milftoon/

No.6340

>>6334
Sibling Incest >>>>>>>> Parent Child Incest

No.6341

>>6239
Unfortunately I have no choice but to masturbate. I approach cooming like one approaches taking out the trash.

No.6342
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>>6340
Official data-backed incest tier list:
1) mom-son
2) aunt-nephew
3) bro-sis
4) uncle-niece
5) dad-daughter
6) cousin-cousin

*homo, grandparent, step, and in-law "incest" is disregarded

I got publicly available porn consumption data on my side. You have....? Nothing? Thought so.

No.6343

>>6342
Personally bro-sis would be top for me. parent-child incest is a little too uncomfortable for me but sibling incest hits the perfect amount of tabooness.

No.6344

I also think cousin-cousin is being underrated.

No.6345

my butt

No.6346

>>6343
See, for me the sis/niece/daughter stuff is too taboo because it's adjacent to loli. I guess I ought to distinguish between older sister and younger sister though. Cousin and older sister don't feel pedo-esque at all usually, however, most stuff classified as sister is younger sister.

No.6347

>>6342
I have nothing, but my heart and my soul.
My tier list, not influenced by average normaloids and their popularity fallacies, purely based on my own opinion:
Sister Sister
Sister Brother
(Cousin Cousin, if you can even call that incest....)
Aunt Niece
Aunt Nephew
Mother Son
Mother Daughter

POWERGAP

Uncle Niece
Uncle Nephew
Father Daughter
Father Son (unholy)

>>6344
Cousin cousin doesn't even register as incest to me, but it does add a bit of extra taboo regardless.

>>6346
Sis/Niece/Daughter is in no way adjacent to lolicon. A sister can be younger, similar age, or even older... In fact I'd even go so far as to say the older sister is the best pairing!
There's nothing inherently wrong with the younger sister pairing either as long as the age discrepancy is not too large and there's 100% consent and NO grooming. I'd gladly go further and say that Niece/Nephew pairings aren't inherently large age gap either. Sometimes the sibling of your parent is much younger. You could be 15 and have a 15-25 year old aunt (in theory, she could even be younger than you). It's socially unacceptable for sure, but it's not anywhere the same as a 20 year old and a 5 year old which to me is just downright disgusting.

No.6350

>>6347
Any sister brother recommendations? Probably my favorite is Juna Juna Juice's breakthrough work "Annoying Sister" though I think OreImo is overrated imo. Also where does bigsis-lilbro and bigbro-lilsis fit in your rankings?

I just realized one of the subconscious reasons I don't click on links with "sis" in them is a few times they turned out to be "sissy porn" i.e. tranny porn. I literally became traumatized to the point of generally avoiding bro-sis porn. Sure it's like a 0.1% chance of happening again, but it's 0.0% with mom-son.

No.6351

>>6347
PS: the pic you posted definitely contains a loll-adjacent character. I'm not hating on loli or anything, so don't feel like you need to deny it. Every man of culture has his particular tastes.

No.6352

>>6351
That's Maple and Cinnamon from Nekopara, in no way are they lolicon.

No.6353

>>6352
Okay now that I see other pics of them I retract that claim. However, I still think it's silly to deny that a LOT of bro-sis, dad-daughter, and uncle-niece incest porn is lilo-adjacent.

No.6354

>>6353
loli-adjacent goddamn autocorrect

No.6355

>>6353
I never denied that. I made the argument that it doesn't inherently have to be a big age gap in any of the scenarios.
I personally only care about sibling x sibling incest (and cousin I suppose), and with acceptable age gaps and no grooming. It needs to be fairly normal. I find most of the big age gap things to be very weird, even if they're all adults as well (20+40 for example). As long as it's all with consent and no grooming I won't make fun of someone for liking older and big age gap though, whatever floats their boat.

No.6356

>>6355
It's not about the age gap between the characters in the hentai, it's about the age gap between the fapper looking at the hentai and the characters. There could literally be 0 age gap, but if the twins are 10 years old it's obviously still classified as loli. If the girl is young, she is a loli. Though there is often overlap, age-gap is considered a separate tag on hentai sites. Loli is by definition 2D and therefore antipedos can't reasonably use the "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" gambit either.

Again, you don't have to deny it. This is a safe space. People only hate the loli spammers here because it's just likely to get this site shut down. Also constantly shilling anything without even trying to add interesting discussion is obnoxious. Well, I'm sure some people here are frothing-at-the-mouth antipedo virtue signalers, but I can at least assure you I am not.

It's okay that you're a lolicon. Despite what society will have you believe, the vast majority of people in the world are. Pic related. The MILF/mommy kink that seems more prevalent these days? That's the result of porn indoctrination which means it's only been a thing since the internet. I concede that I personally seem to have succumbed to this unnatural mom fetish... I really can't complain though.

No.6357

>>6356
Okay well I really considered older teens to adults.
>You don't have to deny it
>It's okay that you're a lolicon
I am not interested in lolicon nor am I talking about lolicon so stop projecting and pushing it on me. I don't care if you like it, but that you instantly assume I must be a lolicon doesn't make sense when I have been consistently talking against grooming and even stated that I think the older sister is the ideal pairing. Posting screenshots from 8pedo really does just strengthen my belief that you are projecting. Accusing big titty kitty from Nekopara of being lolis when they are obviously not as well.
Just pedo nonsense, think about something else for five seconds will you and maybe you'll stop seeing pedophilia and pedophiles where there isn't one.

No.6358

>>6350
>Juna Juna Juice
That’s not their best work.

No.6359

>>6358
What is then? The My Hero Academia one is almost good, but it gets too gross when the pink character who likes anal gets involved.

>>6357
*shakes head* it really sucks that the undeserved hate lolicons get from the rest of society has driven you to double down like this... I'm not being facetious; it breaks my heart. I'll drop it after this, but one last time I implore you to think about what you're trying to assert: that porn with a loli in it doesn't count as loli porn if and only if the other person in the porn is either a loli or a shota.

I don't blame you one bit for acting like this of course. With such violent antipedo rhetoric constantly being thrown around and socially reinforced I can't say I wouldn't do the same in your shoes

No.6360

>>6359
I'm not acting out or saying anything about loli so stop with your persecution complex and stop projecting your pedophilia onto me. I never claimed that porn with loli would ever not count as loli you illiterate retard, stop calling me one of you.

No.6361

Stop debating trivial shit you autists and give me fap material.

No.6362

>most active thread on NEET imageboard is about masturbating
I don't know what I expected

No.6363

pokemon

No.6364

>>6362
This is an incest thread, actually.

No.10831

i prefer online sex cams, it's more natural

No.10832
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No.10833

>>6321
Gay 2D incest. I think it's become my kink. Specifically father/son and brother incest i'm into,

No.10840

Pakistani Air plane commercials from the 70's mhmmm hmmm

No.10852
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Maturbating is like some kind of work, so, no masturbation for me.

No.10855

>>10852
Correct. Anyone who has masturbated even once in his entire life is a part-time NEET and can NEVER be a true NEET.
NEETS
DONT
FAP

No.10857

Neets never have a boner

No.10858

>>10855
Masturbators are freeters.

No.10859

>>6321
Too much effort to do it most of the time. Even when I do it, I feel little enjoyment from it. I guess that's what I deserve in life.

No.10862

>>10855
That has nothing to do with being a NEET. Stop spreading shitty artificial rules and your personal believes.

No.10863

gay pokemon

No.10864

my past girlfriends and whores

No.10866

>>10864
So you are gay

No.10874

>>10857
ANY NEET WITH A DICK IS A FAKE NEET

CUT OFF YOUR DICK OR ELSE YOURE A FREETER

No.10907

>>10874
At least i don't have a cunt, w*men are lower than freeter kokujins!