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Anonymous No.7555

Succubi won't ever steal my precious semen! Women BTFO.

Anonymous No.7557

>>7555
These things are really ugly and seem harmful to your lil guy

Anonymous No.7571

>>7557
>seem harmful to your lil guy
not at all, get a comfy one. Succubi will know and want your life giving Juice even more.

Anonymous No.7579

sorry bud, even your mom isn't interested in you anymore. she bangs hot 15yo boys

Anonymous No.7590
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I hope that thing prevents erections, I hate waking up to priapism, I am even considering sticking a hypodermic needle connected via catheter to a high pressure turbopump to drain all the blood in the corpus cavernosum. after that i will probably sell the blood to some scientific research institution, or someone who wants to make a cool horror movie, or GWAR for their stage effects.

Anonymous No.7602

>>7590
>I hope that thing prevents erections, I hate waking up to priapism
It does.

Anonymous No.7762

Keep a knife on or near you. I have a diving knife incase anyone tries anything. It's not just about muscle, it's about tactics(weaponry, attack-points, etc.).