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How do I get GF? No.7626

I'm 22 yo in Germoney and don't plan to stop NEETing anytime soon.
I already tried dating apps but since I live in a not so big town there's barely anyone near me anyway and those that are, are leftovers or attention whores who aren't actually looking for a relationship of any kind.
Thin, don't drink, don't smoke and don't do drugs, have no tattoos or piercings and I don't want trash women who do such things. I might allow some drinking though. Those requirements already put me in a tight spot with today's 3DPDs.
My appartment is large and clean but I didn't put much furniture in it.
I like the way I live and can do everything myself. Just wish I had someone to share it with and then have a bunch of kids.
I haven't talked to girls since school. What do?

No.7633

I got it. My post was too long. No one will read it. It's always the same.

No.7634

There are many leftist females in America who love to marry you just so they can become European citizens. I recommend online international dating. Your parents would have to take care of her too, but so long as they're cool with that (and you're cool with her also being in an open relationship with European gigachads) you can have a full-on legal wife without too much effort. You might not get quite as much sex as you want, but it'd be more than what you're getting now plus she'd happily do all the cute non-sexual girlfriend things with you like holding hands and having picnics. Americans have this perception that Europeans are more sexually liberated for some reason. Maybe if all the scat porn on the internet wasn't German...

No.7635

>>7634
Actually you might even be able to find some chaste conservative christian tradthot in a similar situation. You see, we in America are starting to get nervous about the impending collapse, so everyone who can is trying to make it out of the country before the civil war starts. Also people just don't want to be in the country if we get another year of Biden or Trump. We have weekly mass shootings and we don't even have that many Muslims. It's going downhill fast. Most of us men are screwed, but women can always marry their way into another country relatively easily. Perhaps you can be an immigrant mill for actual hot girls. You'd just have to be okay with her potentially divorcing you and moving on after they get German citizenship. You would have a steady supply of 20-something women for the foreseeable future. Yes. This is the way OP.

No.7643

>>7634
I'm living alone on government gibs.
>and you're cool with her also being in an open relationship with European gigachads
Definitly not.
>There are many leftist females in America
No, only interested in Germanic Europeans. And definitly not commie sluts who socialized their holes to everyone.
>>7635
>so everyone who can is trying to make it out of the country
Germany is the dumbest place to flee to. Full of niggers and already in economic collapse.
Just came back from the supermarket and the yoghurt costed more than double than a week ago.
Any country is better. Even Austria. In Austria you can homeschool your kids.

No.7644

>>7643
Well, I think the idea is they'd become German citizens, which would give them the freedom to move anywhere they want in the EU, "monkeybranching" across the continent. I still think there's a chance you could find a Christian tradthot who still wants to flee America but isn't a commie. Def at least look into it.

The truth is though loyal women never existed. Loyalty isn't a feminine trait. Even when women were legally classified as property in the past, they still slept around all the time, they just got "put to sleep" whenever they behaved in a way their owners did not like. In the bible it is legal to kill an adulterous woman. They had to make the punishment so severe and it STILL happened constantly. You want someone who behaves like a man and you're just not gonna find what you're looking for in women.

3D women were never good. Rise above. Embrace 2D.

No.7645

>>7644
I want a German woman, not your Christian slave nigress.
Yes, German. Ukrainian fugee won't do.
What the fuck is wrong with you amerimutts?

No.7646

>>7644
I want a German woman, not your Christian slave nigress.
Yes, German. Ukrainian fugee won't do.
What the fuck is wrong with you amerimutts?

No.7647

>>7643
>Germany is the dumbest place to live
Really? I'll take your word for it. Just understand that's not the impression we in America have, so you can still exploit American prerefugees. Have you considered exploiting Ukrainian refugees?

No.7648

>>7647
>>7645

No.7649

>>7646
tfw Ukrainians aren't white

No.7651

>>7649
I wouldn't even marry a Czech.

No.7661

women offer nothing. they cant even cook and clean anymore. ther holes are all stretched and useless. they can't offer companionship since their heads are empty.
You're better off making friends in online games. That'd offer you something at least, compared to the cancerous, leaching women.

No.7662

Have you considered getting a cute cat? They make much better companions than women

No.7667

>>7662
Already had enough cats for a lifetime.
>>7661
I can cook myself. I don't want a roastie. I'm okay with her being dumber than me (unavoidable as a man anyway).
No, I don't want friends.
>leaching women.
Not much to leech here in the first place.

No.7668

>>7667
>Not much to leech here anyway
That's where you're wrong. I'm telling you bro, there are hot white that's in America who are willing to marry even a manlet NEET if it'd gain them EU citizenship. It might not feel like leeching to you, but that is honestly a lot to offer

No.7669

>>7668
Hot white thots*

No.7670

>>7668
I don't think a relationship based on such a thing would be good for me in the long run.
If I just wanted to fuck a women, I'd go to a prostitute but here I am, a virgin NEET looking for a relationship.

No.7671

>>7670
Oh yeah that's right, prostitutes are legal in Germany. Damn bro, you don't know how lucky you are

No.7672

>>7671
The legality isn't what's stopping you either.
Think about it.

No.7673

>>7672
Well you're correct that it's not stopping me, because as a NEET I am not bound by laws of this realm. Still, it makes it a hell of a lot easier to not have to worry about the vetting process and treating STDs. Friendly reminder that in places where prostitution is legal, all the pros get verified for being STD free.

No.7674

>>7673
Where? In brothels? Those were closed the last two years.

No.7676

>>7674
They closed the brothels in Deutschland? Wait, is feminism as bad there as it is in America?

No.7677

>>7676
Yes, they did. At first they implemented funny measures like wearing a mask while fucking a whore who puts her lower body through a plastic pane with a hole in it and then they eventually closed them.
Prostitution outside stayed legal but obviously you don't have STD checks there which your argument for why it's better here somehow.
It's not better here. It's the same as everywhere else.

No.7679
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>>7677
Damn bro, that really bums me out. So glad I'm a NEET. Imagine being a wageslave on top of everything else in this gayed up world

No.7680

Anyway, I need to figure out how to meet women.

No.7684

All the good Germans died in the war.

No.7693

>>7684
My grandfather fought in the war and here I am.

No.7713

I just made an Tinder account again and got a like from some fucking "down to fuck" american tier fatty.
So depressing.
I just want to find my luck.

No.7714

>>7713
Get drunk, fuck the fatty, then get drunk again.

That's how we do it in America anyway.

No.7715

And another vegitarian and another whore gave me likes.
I've played this game so many times already.
I hate people. This is why I'm a NEET.
I look down on > 99 % of people.
>>7714
You forgot the part where I mentioned that I don't drink.

No.7720

>>7715
That's funny
I look down on myself

No.7732

>>7720
Why?

No.7735

Ask god.
If he doesn't give you one by the end of the day, then he doesn't want you to have one for a reason. Find out why and then follow his path and not the path of the world.

No.7737

>>7735
God wants me to fight for it, Christcuck.

No.7739

More likes, one from a 24 yo Polish woman and one from a 31 yo woman. Tinder is retarded.

No.7739

More likes, one from a 24 yo Polish woman and one from a 31 yo woman. Tinder is retarded.

No.8146
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You think NEETs have problems? What are you supposed to do if you're a full blown hikki who doesn't live in japan and has no access to rental sisters?

No.8210

And here I want a boyfriend (I'm not f*male or a tranny)
I'm doomed to be alone