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No.9860

Do you have a criminal record? What did you do? Did you have to spend time in jail?

No.9861

No, bur I consider myself a former political prisoner since I tried to commit suicide and the government put me in a concentration camp.

No.9874

Yes. I have tons of petty charges from assault with a deadly weapon to minor larceny to trespassing. AMA

No.9875

i should have but i've managed to avoid it pretty much entire life starting from fucking other kids

No.9889

>>9874
How was it like having to shit in front of other people while in jail?

No.9890

>>9874
Were you raped by nazis and/or niggers?

No.9894

>>9889
I was probably the person who cared the least tbh. No one except the most squeamish seemed too bothered by it tho
>>9890
I never went to prison or got caught committing a felony. I've only been in city and county jails. The nazis and niggers I met while there were honestly pretty chill and did not even attempt to rape me. Even the guards weren't that bad tbh. It was only the female administrative staff who caused me any real strife.

No.9898

>>9894
Yeah females shouldn't be in law enforcement. Females get more lenient sentences compared to men especially if she is a stacy.
Case study this thot escaped jail because she gave the male members of the court an erection.
I am also in favor of revoking female suffrage. A woman's place is in the kitchen not in politics.

No.9899

Relevant: https://neetpride.wordpress.com/2020/08/24/the-least-comfy-neet-the-inmate/

No.9919

No but sometimes I get paranoid because I watched illegal stuff many years ago
I didn't like what I saw but I was curious

No.10039

>>9860
No, but I used to fantasize about committing a serious crime so I could get locked up in solitary confinement for the rest of my life and escape my anxieties about being homeless or having to look for work.

No.10040

>>10039
I have a film for you m8!

No.10060

>>10039
Getting declared not guilty by reason of insanity and chilling in a hospital for the rest of your life doesn’t sound too bad when compared to waging for a living.

No.10061

>>10060
Be careful what you wish for anon...

No.10067

>>10061
Yeah avoid the restraints

No.10081

>>10067
SUCCUBUS TITTY ASPHYXIA NAO!!!

No.10083

>>10067
>tfw no demon to drown u with her tits

No.10084

>>10083
it's a terrible feel desu.

No.10085

>>10081
>>10083
Belgianfag here, i really want my face to go purple in between two giant dragon-succubus tits, but I'll have to settle for my mayonnaise and fries!

No.10105

>>10060
I would unironically do it, provided I could get internet access in my jail cell.