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No.1684

i love my 2d wife so much i cant stop thinking about her its completely taken over my life what do i do

No.1685

Buy a figurine or dakimakura to offer her platonic form offerings and cuddles. Also fap. You will care less about women, even 2D women, after you orgasm.

But do not under any circumstances try to cope with a 3D woman.

No.1686

>>1685
>Buy a figurine or dakimakura to offer her platonic form offerings and cuddles
too poor and live with family thatd be really embarrassing
>Also fap. You will care less about women, even 2D women, after you orgasm.
yeah i fapped after 3 weeks of not doing and it calmed down a bit
>But do not under any circumstances try to cope with a 3D woman.
do you really need to give that advice

No.1687

>>1686
its okay though i give her cuddles by just closing my eyes and imagining my pillow is her idk why people need dakimakuras

No.1688

not a bad thing

No.1689
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>>1687
ngl it's pretty nice waking up next to my daki. pic related

>do you really need to give that advice
I try to never make the error of assuming common sense is common

No.1691

Have the wedding

No.1692

>>1689
>ngl it's pretty nice waking up next to my daki. pic related
do u start kissing and humping it when you wake up

No.1708

>>1685
do people really fap to their wives? I never did, and will never fap to my wife other than using my dakimakura (technically not fapping). Same for rule34. I do not want to see my wife in any uncomfortable position or her being drawn with lewd traits, that would be gross and would waste our relationship.

No.1710

>>1692
Not really as I still have to sleep there and I don't want to constantly wash my pillowcase. At least for me, it's more about cuddling.
>>1708
No. Even with my waifu, I stopped fapping to Tifa as frequently after I got my Tifa daki. I guarantee the same thing happens in most marriages. This is known as the Coolidge effect: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

No.1719

>>1708
rarely
but not doing it at all is cuck shit lol

No.1720

what do you like about her?

No.1723

>>1719
>but not doing it at all is cuck shit
no, its just showing your wife has a different place for you in your heart. it does not mean i don't fap to other characters, but my feels toward her are completely differents so I avoid doing it if it's not with my daki.

No.1724

>>1723
If you don't masturbate to or want sex with your wife then she is not your wife, she is just someone you worship and idolize. You are supposed to love your wife and masturbate to the thought of having sex with your wife when she is not around because you want her.

No.1729

>>1724
no, she would think i am a coomer like you. But I do to want to have sex with her. And I love her.

No.1742

>>1729
Cuck

No.1743

>>1742
You know nothing about true love.

No.1744

>>1724
nope, if you masturbate to your wife she is just someone you worship.

No.1745

>>1744
Nonsense.

No.1746

>>1745
This clearly makes sense. Would you fap to your wife in a relationship? no you wouldn't. You would fuck her instead if you really want to; You are supposed to love your wife not just coo to her like she is just another of the random girls you fap to.

No.1748

>>1746
poser

No.1750

>>1748
>Cuck.
>Nonsense.
>poser
Explain why then. I feel like i'm talking to an NPC

No.1751

>>1750
>I feel like i'm talking to an NPC
>pic related
lol

No.1752

>>1750
They're not even the same person.

No.1754
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>>1687
based

No.1755

>>1752
how could you tell?

No.1759

>>1755
Because I was definitely one of them and didn't recognize the two others. Additionally one of them came from another side of the argument which made it very unlikely to be the same person.
If we go even further as a non-conclusive differences, all 3 had a different typing style as one of them had a capital letter, but no period. One of them had a capital letter and a period. And one of them was all lowercase and no period, but this could also be attributed to one of them being the same person with or without a mobile device.

No.1762

>>1759
ur iq is 2 high

No.1764

>>1759
retard

No.1765

>>1759
t. midwit

No.1766

>>1751
>still no arguments

No.1767

>>1766
>please argue with me
kill yourself

No.1768

>>1684
Me too
Its over

No.1769

Samefag alert. Just stop. We don't need spam activity.

No.1771

>>1767
>still no arguments

No.1772

>>1771
>please argue with me
kill yourself

No.1773

>>1768
schizophrenia

No.1774

>>1765
>>1766
>>1767
3 nonsense posts in rapid succession.
>>1771
>>1772
>>1773
3 nonsense posts in rapid succession.

No.1775

>>1774
schizophrenia

No.1777

>>1772
>still no arguments

No.1784

>>1780
kill yourself please. I really mean it, you should hang yourself immediately if you think promoting CP is a good thing.