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Neetbux Question No.10509

Help! I'm unable to get a job for years and after doing my best on the stock market I got btfo'd hard options trading, I have crippling agoraphobia/anxiety/panic disorder and could easily get SSI but I read there's an asset limit. Is there some way to use neetbux to invest with?

No.10510

My suggestions:
>1
Emigrate to europe, NEETbux are much easiert to get here and the state won't tread on you for saving, in fact they encourage it!
>2
Invest in crypto, spend all that you don't immediately need on bitcoin, not even the the IRS can steal it from you!

No.10511

>>10509
>Asset limit
Just don't keep large amounts of money in the same bank account as your gibs.

No.10515

>>10511
its that simple? So could I say, have a brokerage account over the asset limit and be fine?

No.10552

>>10515
They're basically NEETs in a work building. Unless you make it really really easy for them, they won't do their jobs. They probably don't know what a brokerage account is and definitely don't know what crypto is.

No.10553

>>10552
they’re definitely going to be checking your bank statements you fucking nigger

With crypto you might have plausible deniability, but you would have to find some anonymous way to cash out

Stop encouraging people to commit federal felonies

No.10564

>>10553
Stop defending big government you fucking kike!