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Go away, mr. normal

What exactly is a terrible death?

>>8552
It would be extremely painful

Yes, I'd just trap the snail in concrete

>>8559
That’s not allowed

>>8561
so no clever solutions are allowed? honestly I'd still take the money. you just have to fly across the world every few months. I'd rent airbnbs in different parts of the world and just keep traveling and playing video games until I die

>>8556
You’re a big guy

>>8549
1-Take money
2-Go to Paris
3-French capture the snail
4-French eat the snail
5-Profit!

>>8565
it would coincide with your tourist visas expiring in the country you wanted to visit too so nbd

>>8569
you are not allowed to physically interfere with the snail

fuck u

A snail?

>>8581
The french people is interfering with the snail, not me.

There are moments when a single snail can make a world go extinct.

and I wouldn't take the money.

just trap the fucking snail in a jar
donezo

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